Imagine stabbing someone with this knife.
It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.
if you want information it is
and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin
hufflepuff just wants toast
I think we’re all ignoring the fact that somebody is eating breakfast with a goddamn light saber
Today is George Weasley’s 36th birthday. Born 1st April 1978, every year since he lost his brother, this special day just hasn’t been the same. And that, my friends, is what you call the cruelest April Fool’s joke of all time.
I’m not okay.
Joe Mande is opening certain dates on the Modern Romance tour! THIS BOY IS A PROBLEM Y’ALL!!!!
Toby Ziegler: Yes you are.
Sam Seaborn: Okay, well, let’s move off this.
Toby Ziegler: You bet, little friend.
Sam Seaborn: Listen, we’re really not Batman and Robin.
Toby Ziegler: No, we’ll keep those identities secret. I’m Bruce Wayne and you’re my ward… Dick Something.
Sam’s totally Robin
Attempting to date in law school
Ruth Bader Winsburg
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