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Every now and then, I come up with a new potential title for my memoir. Today’s candidate is “Shower Beer”
“Kendra, Hufflepuff, graduated with satisfying grades and studies to be a Healer.”
“Nan, Ravenclaw, graduated with good grades and works part-time in Gringotts.”
meh I’ll take it
Marjorie, Gryffindor, graduated with awful grades and dies and becomes a ghost.
Erin, Slytherin, graduated with average grades and works in Weasley Wizard Wheezes.
I don’t buy the average grades thing, but I DO love me some Weasleys!
brian, slytherin, graduated with good grades and becomes the minister of magic.
Alexandria, Slytherin, graduated with very good grades and joins the Quidditch league.
Mitch, Slytherin, graduated with pretty good grades and is working as Hogwarts’ Social Media Director
How I Met Your Movies
Ang Lee eating In N Out with his Oscar
Life of Pie
I bested myself this year by seeing 8 out of 9 Best Picture nominees (sans Amour). Here’s my complete list of predictions for tonight, including who/what I think should win and who/what I think will win.
Supporting Actor: Christoph Waltz should win. Tommy Lee Jones will win.
Animated Feature: Frankenweenie should win. Brave will win.
Original Song: Skyfall should win. Skyfall will win.
Original Screenplay: Moonrise Kingdom should win. Django Unchained will win.
Animated Short: Paperman should win. Paperman will win.
Documentary Short: Mondays at Racine should win. Mondays at Racine will win.
Live Action Short: Curfew should win. Curfew will win.
Makeup/Hairstyling: The Hobbit should win. The Hobbit will win.
Adapted Screenplay: Lincoln should win. Argo will win.
Supporting Actress: Anne Hathaway is everything. Anne Hathaway is everything.
Production Design: Life of Pi should win. Les Miserables will win.
Costume Design: Lincoln should win. Anna Karenina will win.
Sound Editing: Zero Dark Thirty should win. Zero Dark Thirty will win.
Sound Mixing: Les Miserables should win. Argo will win.
Cinematography: Life of Pi should win. Life of Pi will win.
Original Score: Life of Pi should win. Life of Pi will win.
Visual Effects: Marvel’s The Avengers should win. Life of Pi will win.
Documentary Feature: Searching for Sugar Man should win. Five Broken Cameras will win.
Film Editing: Zero Dark Thirty should win. Argo will win.
Foreign Language Film: Amour should win. Amour will win.
Best Actor: Daniel Day-Lewis should win. Daniel Day-Lewis will win.
Best Actress: Jennifer Lawrence should win. Jennifer Lawrence will win.
Directing: Ang Lee should win. Steven Spielberg will win.
Best Picture: Life of Pi should win. Argo will win.